Okay, I was not aware that James Spader fought crime, but actually, this explains a lot.
I imagine this is Superman's mentally challenged cousin.
Think about all the more exciting names you could have come up with. Science-cop. Cyber-cop. Kill Machine. Fuck, anything. But, no, let's get absurdly specific and go with Robert Cop.
This toy was made out of the odds and ends at the saddest toy factory EVER.
And, just for fun, here are some knock-offs from around the interwebs:
Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks? Slade!!....You're reasonably close.
Look at that sad blonde wig. I guess Bat-Transvestite wouldn't have fit on the label.
RU-fucking kidding me?