"My Daddy has two things; a questionable sense of humour and an FBI file!"
"I'm for State's Rights! And Slaves! Loads and loads of slaves!"
"You know who else hates sippy-cups? The Jews."
It's a trifecta of bad choices here. I'm not sure where to start. But I love how the dude on the right is all like, "Score! My costume is merely indecipherable! It's not wildly inappropriate for the office! Unless someone opens my purple furry robe..............Open it."